nialls-genitalls:

When your genitals starts to itch in public

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(via laughingstation)

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2 days ago

shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via crrocs)

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2 days ago

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

(via pizza)

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2 days ago

tyleroakley:

hello—camille:

”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”

THEY

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ARE

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SO

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FREAKING

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CUTE

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TOGETHER!

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(Source: iheart-stonefield, via laughingstation)

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2 days ago

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via pizza)

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Posted
2 days ago

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via pizza)

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2 days ago
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